[Intro]

Request received.

Manager approval:
Not required.

Role owner:
Not found.

Fallback rule:
Applied.

[Verse 1]

The portal asks what work I do —
I pick the closest label: true.
“Platform support,” “temporary,” “cloud” —
a grey box flips from soft to loud.
The title reads across the screen:
EXTERNAL MIGRATION, twenty-twenty-one.
No expiry date. No named review.
No limit on what it lets me do.

[Pre-Chorus]

I type into the onboarding thread —
no one replies. The rules just spread.

[Chorus]

Here are all the permissions!
Every gate is standing wide!
Here are all the permissions!
Test and prod, stacked side by side!
Nobody checked, nobody signed —
the system trusts you. Step inside!

[Verse 2]

Identity admin. Network lord.
Key creator. Budget king.
A warning, grey and half-erased:
“Privileged roles should end each day.”
The migration ended years ago —
the experts left, the rights did not.
I ask out loud, “Should I have this much?”
Nobody human answers back.

[Pre-Chorus]

I send the question up the chain.
It answers: “Business case: accepted.”

[Chorus]

Here are all the permissions!
Every gate is standing wide!
Here are all the permissions!
Test and prod, stacked side by side!
Nobody checked, nobody signed —
the system trusts you. Step inside!

[Breakdown]

Read the secrets!

Write the keys!

Delete the lock

that guards the keep!

[Bridge]

A right’s not a housewarming gift.
A right can bring a mountain down.
I felt the weight the second I got it —
somebody should’ve stopped me cold.

[Palm-Muted Riff Break]

[Final Chorus]

Here are all the permissions!
Every gate is standing wide!
Here are all the permissions!
Test and prod, stacked side by side!
Nobody checked, nobody signed —
the system trusts you. Step inside!

[Reprise]

Here are all the permissions.
No one chose them, one by one.

The role outlived its purpose.
The working day has just begun.

[Outro]

Session elevated.

Global scope enabled.

Deletion protection:
Not configured.

User:
Jonas Weber.

Expiration:
None.